a guy in a toll booth on I-90 told me to fuck off for not being a red sox fan. i am going to miss massachusetts very much.
I just saw a girl in Albersons in spandex and curlers buying PBR. Only PBR.
The forest. Magic mushrooms. Wind trees leaves sky. That is alll.
I think I may be stoned foreverrrrrrrrr. The earth has been around for a long time.
It's totally ok to sleep with him. The only place I have feelings for him is in my vagina.
DONT EVER DUNK OREOS INTO WINE . NEVER
I most definitely just found a video on my phone that I accidentally took... You can't see anything and all you can hear is me talking about how good your water was... And then I fed it to you... And used the word "eloquent" to describe it.
Again??? Now we can't ever fucking go there again STOP PEEING IN FOYERS
woke up in a random sweater in a random bed in a random house on a street I don't recognize..
also, I vaguely remember swapping shirts with some random guy on the dance floor.
So many Oreos I'm regretting this decision already but I'm happy at the same time...The straddle is real
Struggle. Not straddle. I'm not straddling anyone.
who knew tequila and Christmas cookies would go so well together
We did it to 80's cardio music. Talk about a workout.
We literally laid down in the back of my car and had sex in a parking lot and it was in the top 3 best moral-less decisions I've made.
I am literally watching TV with sunglasses on because the brightness hurts my hangover
Come over. Bring drugs. My sister is making cookies. She took Valium. They should be badass cookies.
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