i feel like my life has become an afroman song and idk whether i should be sad about that or not
I just saw the host of Singled Out do standup. Holy shit 1995.
I have no idea what i drank..i remember dancing and ass grabbing..u falling. Headbutts. Trying not to puke. And deja vu.
There are babies in the room i shouldnt be high with babies in the room.
It's not fair. Guys with dicks that huge should not be allowed to be catholic.
You can't say "they have anal bleaching for that" and then just hang up
Someone asked me what I was drinking, I was drinking rum, but I was also eating starbursts so i told them "daiquiris"
He ate shrooms at 9:30, said, "see you later," and left. I am alone on New Years.
Someone broke in while we were at the bars, window is shattered but nothing got taken
Noone broke in, matt tried to pull a tyrese and punch through the window... were at the hospital.
What alcohol should i drink Saturday to completely hate life?
i came outside and he was eating her out on my lawn. i refuse to pick up the dog shit in my yard so i hope he chose the spot wisely
I really love you gals. I'm sorry again. I'm just super protective of my poutine
There was pot, but there are no Doritos, no Funyons, no Oreos.
Send help.
Just keep me informed about your plans. That way i can figure out places to go and if i need to shave my balls
According to the office gossip the new secretary is “a homewrecking whore”. Think I should spend $27 on a fake wedding ring?
Yes! Want that picture of you and my nephew?
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