good. and stop kissing my girl you dirty slut.
i don't think she's still your girl..plus, she kept screaming "kiss me! i'm a lesbian!" last night so i think you're outta luck..
Dude..TWLOHA day. gonna write LOVE on my arms before going to the bar tonight. its like a pussy guarantee.
She recited Pi throughout ever orgasm she had....she said it was a game she likes to play...how far she gets is how she judges her lovers...I am oddly turned on by this...
Struggs. It's also 90 degrees out but I'm not sure I can feel heat or cold any more. Too hungover.
I like to think of it as a lesbian feast.
Sorry about that whole "setting your deck on fire" thing.
I woke up with my panties in the cat food dish, and everything covered in honey and bruises.
I'm so drunk. Liken realign drink
Like really drunk?
Or did you enjoy repositioning your drink?
He talked for 3 hours straight on how his dad is a dentist how fuck do you think my night was
I wish to strangle
whoa there darth vader
He snapchated me a photo of his penis with the caption "it needs a home".
HE HAS CHALLENGED MY BADNESS. I MUST CONQUER ALL THAT QUESTIONS MY POWER. BRING FORTH THE TIT PICS.
Question: have you ever spent your Tuesday evening helping your one-night-stand create a resume? Because I have...
Sorry again for almost setting you on fire.
If ur gunna go fuck a guy that's in the baseball hall of fame do you need to shave your legs? I'm so lazy
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