I want to stick my p in your. b.
Fuck U Mike is a golden god.
Mike give steph back her phone.
I dont ever wanna see you tell my little brother to "spread the seed" ever again
Its like common courtesy of dating, the guy pays for the weed, just like dinner
if sarah has 12 dollars and spends 6 of it on cheap booze how much will she spend on hangover food the next morning?
4 on the dollar menu at mcdonalds
mom cant say that college never taught us math
If I refrain from fucking my manager, I'm going to reward myself by fucking that guy from the photo department.
The guy I fucked in San Diego is camping with us for coachella... Awk.
Just so we're clear this time around: This is dinner with my FAMILY. Not an opportunity for you to drink too much, and use the word "dick-thumpin" in casual conversation.
Every man needs a table where they can sit and reflect on the successful penile conquests of the day.
I came in and she was laying on the ground just stoking it saying "the floor is where our feet step"
HOW MANY BOYS NOT ONLY APPROVE OF YOUR PLAN TO BECOME POCAHONTAS, BUT WANT TO MAKE SURE YOU DO IT RIGHT? One, the answer is one, and he is the best and if anyone ever tries to steal him I can assure you they will never be heard from again
He has an accent, blue cross AND gainful employment. Just saying, he's going to urgent care once I'm done with him
Shia LaBeouf arrested in austin for public intoxication. JUST DO IT
It's only 9 and these two girls are already walking around Walmart barefoot and holding their heels. WE NEED TO STEP IT UP.
I just realized u compared me to a coconut
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