Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
My mom is giving me a "don't tape yourself during sex" talk. It's going to be a long car ride.
you decided to have a spaghetti fight but then you got greedy and decided to eat it all.
i just walked downstairs to find my brother wearing a crossingguards vest and boxers. when i asked him where he got it he just looked at me, smiled, and kept feeding the dog yogurt
they're mlb prospects.. of course i'm gonna bang one of them.
It's been so long that I've occasionally forgotten I own a vagina
How many band members does it take to become The Band Slut? I think I might be dangerously close
Just traded a sandwich for anxiety drugs outside the club. I fuckin' LOVE this place.
Ohh I see how it works, eat pussy and I get Reese's pieces.
Also I've been at work for an hour and I've already been "honey"d "babe"d and "beautiful"d by three separate men. Apparently hungover with yesterdays make up looks good on me.
The sex is great, I just think it'd be better if we listened to Deftones during it.
Hey it's Males-You-Probably-Wish-You-Hadnt-Had-Sex-With Monday. MYPWYHHSWM
Medicine hack, old crowe and ramen flavor packets isnt a cure for the cold.
I'll start working on my manners when you stop using please and thank you in the bedroom.
I should not have moved in with him. He's got porn stashed everywhere like a homosexual squirrel.
You love porn!
Not in the sugar bowl when I'm making my Mom coffee I don't.
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