so... i had sex tonight
with a midget
nicccce tits for a little person
She's JV to your varsity
I got my nipple pierced! I love it so much!
Well, there goes breastfeeding.
what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
Why does lindsey know I was naked in the kitchen?
He jizzed my face. I had to ask for a washcloth. He ran his underwear under the water and handed them to me. Not so romantic.
She said "You blew my mind last night." and I said "nah, I just blew my load." and her mom heard.
Whatever, its basically a crime against humanity to miss an andre power hour so she'll get what's coming to her.
At what point in my life was I not hugged enough to be on my fourth walk of shame in half as many weeks?
i'm sorry i gave your brother a handjob while you were on the blanket next to us, but to be fair your back was turned.
If anyone from work finds out about us I will rip your dick off, sew it to your forehead and feed your balls to you like little grapes
I saw Nicolas Cage's face in the moon. Those were good shrooms.
Lets watch game of thrones and have sex every time someone is naked. It'll be like a drinking game but better.
I put on a face mask and masturbated for an hour... my face now has a green tint
Have you ever forgotten how to pee? I did last night. Standing in front of the urinal with dick in hand. WTF were we drinking???
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