is it bad that i think of my life in terms of the sims? like when i'm hitting it off with someone, i really wish a plus sign would appear above my head. and when i throw up from drinking way too much, a minus sign.
I miss Bob Barker.
Yeah, more like Douche Carey...
is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
in the car goin home for fam dinner and he is silent... i think he realized how big of a whore his little sister is
so. which one of us is going to pay for the neighbors new window? it cracked when i threw the bottle at it but smashed when you threw yours.
did i paint my nails blue or do i need to make a trip to the ER?
You need 4-7 business day to recover from a fingering like that.
P.S. The slutty NASCAR driver costume will be saved and used year round for role play.
I don't want to be with anyone who doesn't accept me for who I am. eating cheeseburgers in bed is my favorite activity.
Last time I sleep with a guy with a penchant to fragrance his dick. Every time I sit to pee, I get a whiff of Axe body spray.
Me and two guys that I made Eskimo bros all soberly slept together in my bed
I just saw a bunch of drunk old guys riding on the side of a modified old fire truck yelling at cars and smoking while they looked for parking...promise we will be just like them when we grow up?
I'm craigslisting fire trucks as we speak
Well. We had sex and then watched 6 episodes of Dateline NBC together; only breaking the silence to make disapproving noises at shotty police work. So basically yea I'm gonna marry him.
We were making fun of some people having sex on the beach, an hour later we were having sex on a golf course
Beer and Reeses. dinner of champions
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