You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
i feel like after you turn 30 you aren't supposed to black out anymore
Her vagina smelled like hockey gear.
she was eating donuts out of the garbage. enough said.
im still going. this is my new reality. also. dont take glowsticks in the bath. they explode. actually. do. it. its beautiful.
i dont think thats healthy man...
Found trail of ibuprofen on ground. I'm like the intervention version of e.t.
What people don't tell you about near death experiences is they give you a full on chub
On a side note Tyler is buying beer from a gas station in a panda suit priceless
And then we will celebrate by drinking and making fun of him. As per usual.
Check 'smoke weed with our ihop waiter' off of our To-Do List
Thanks for putting up with my drunk friend last night. Its all fun and games till someone pukes macaroni under your fridge.
It's amazing the amount I can accomplish with a glass of wine in my hand.
Plus my dignity needs a night alone with me.... Oh that's right. I lost it last night
GO RIDE HIS EYEBROWS INTO THE SUNSET
So hypothetically speaking.. say someone dropped their birth control pill in a hot bowl of soup, and it possibly disintegrated.. would it be just as useful?
Randomize
