I was in a gas station that sold tazers and I just saw a billboard that said "Strippers, need we say more?" God I love Georgia!
Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
my brother is a facebook fan of two things: God, and Rhianna. if he's not a prime example of the rare "baptist closeted gay," i don't know who is.
and then you made a playlist that was just "party in the usa" on repeat...
You know how i spent all of black friday on the plane? Well guess who's getting a x-mas gift from skymall?!!??
Mass Text: Free blowjob to first person to bring me a nacho cheese chalupa.
I was really stoned haha. I had sex with her while I cooked scrambled eggs.
She said I told her "I'm to drunk to take your bra off." then she said I walked out completely naked to go watch tv.
Idk he's just laying there passed out with a French fry up his nose and without any pants on. Boner and everything.
styled my pubes into a mustache as a surprise. Thought you should know
It's probably not healthy how legit bummed I am that my bottled of wine is gone.
I woke up and my backpack was empty. He used me for sex, and back to school supplies.
Yes. Life would be much easier if we had penises & could do whatever the fuck we want.
I'm not fucking any of these fools. But if they want to buy me Olive Garden, that's their business.
Ive completely stopped wearing makeup. Not even eyebrows. Thats how sick of wisconsin I am.
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