ohhhh fuckk. chicks a dude.
I just had to tell her that no she really doesnt need to sneak pizza from mcmurrays out in a plastic bag for me later
Sometimes he has weird facial hair...Basically he has a penis... that's what he's got going for him.
Hahaha I don't remember taking it away. But no one should have a sledgehammer at a party. NO ONE.
Third base with a 7ft basketball player last night. Fingers like a champ. I call him Edward Penishands.
It's a gay bachelor party, it's not like dignity is to be expected
No dude, I'm not naming my kid after your beard
We created a neighborhood watchdog drinking game
You got pulled on stage by a stripper who wore ruffled ankle socks and did jumping jacks for her dance. Then you were put in a chokehold by a security guard that almost cried because you supposedly said "fuck you!" to him.
Would you like to partake in getting high as fuck with your best friend and then proceeding to cry over the shit head guys we deal with?
Some nice lady just gave me a beer out of her purse. I love youth hockey
So the doorbell rang while we were banging, and I'm pretty sure the pizza man saw my dick. But hey, we got pizza.
reason #1 why i should never live alone: i haven't put pants on since she left 26 hours ago. and ive made spaghetti 3 times.
like, there should be nothing wrong with me wanting to watch you put on a bikini and roll around in a kiddie pool of jello
Only if I get to be Gritty
How would you be Gritty for a fantasy hockey league?
Don't worry about it.
Randomize
