You made me cry and you don't even care
After I made out with her she fell asleep and started pooting in her sleep. Are we sure lesbians are hot? Cause that wasn't.
Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
What?? I'm covered in blood at the hospital, I atleast deserve a pic of someones boobs
Sometimes I wonder why.. Then I realize I can't fool myself with that question bc we all know it's bc of his enormous dick
Am I allowed to say that I would really enjoy blowing you again? Or does that fall into the "nothing changes between us" catagory?
I had some like war flashbacks of giving someone a handjob and i was trying to figure out who it was.
I have a very hazy flashback of me making out with a guy in a seashell bra??! Can you confirm or deny
What's worse: not calling my parents in Dallas to make sure they're alright or not taking shelter to masturbate all over my douchebag roommates clothes?
I worry about you.
So I can officially say that someone has licked whipped cream off my nipples. Go senior year
I am watching xfiles and eating microwaved cookiedough, and I see nothing wrong with it.
He's not very smart so he didn't know I was yelling at him with monologues from Scandal.
I just choked eating whip cream from the can, and peed a little because I was coughing so hard. How am I still single.
You kept on yelling traitor and threatened to kill him and everyone he loves because he played beerpong with someone else
Randomize
