dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
shes got a really nice body. but her face is eh.
you dont need a face to have sex
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
I don't give a shit about soccer but I'm really excited about drinking at 7 in the morning
I fucked her while she was wearing her boyfriends dogtags. I'm officially a bad american
Be honest with Daniel. He was a good rebound to you for nine months and he made it so you could be with the one you really love and care for now. Just tell him thanks and best of luck.
Just had a thought: were the sirens on when we were in the ambulance?
You were being mean. And telling everyone to suck your six inch strap on. People were not pleased
Please be lying.
Im not. Your family was creeped out
My mom opened up my bank statement today....my first alcohol intervention class is at 7:30am tomorrow.
I'll have party bus drop you off in the morning.
Currently cooking 3lbs of bacon in case the power goes out bc if even one slice of bacon goes to waste then sandy wins
There is an unwrapped tampon, a condom, a rubber chicken and a slim Jim currently sitting on our dining room table.
You were more fun when you didn't have morals.
I just got CPR certified, don't make me need these skills so soon
His mom let me come to his house for a Booty call at 4am. She even cooked us breakfast in the morning and told me im a better moaner than his girlfriend of 4yrs.
He let me share his family pack of hot pockets with him. Chivalry isn't dead after all.
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