Kelly went into her room with Dave, but is moaning Tommy...
finally nailed that neighbor chick. hopefully i can get her wireless password now. free internet trumps moral standards any day
i almost hope i AM knocked up so i can ruin the rest of his life
He thought the strainer was a giant bowl to puke in.
As she was leaving she said "You have an awesome penis, I hope to use it again soon" I need that on a business card to hand out at the bar
Definitely worth waiting her kid to got to sleep when the first thing you hear once she's back is "I want you in my ass right now"
My goal is to not catch on fire... But if i have to dance im going to dance regardless of the danger
But in today's society it's frowned upon not to wear pants in public.
My ladyscape is the envy of many and the shangrila of few. I will display it proudly.
When I watch porn and jerk off like 95% of the time Iron Chef is on in the background...
I've got to stop being so hungover that I puke in the fine establishments of this glorious town.
CURSE YOU AND YOUR SEXY LOGIC
I'm still not sure how to feel about the fact that we had a threesome with a guy the same age as my dad
why the hell did we go to a rave last night?
we didn't?
definitely went to a bar with strobe lights
JENNIFER. You passed out in a toilet with a color changing light in it.
I almost just opened my door to get my pizza butt ass naked
He's a security blanket. A security blanket who FUCKS.
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