I dont abuse you, i just hit you while we have sex
Is it bad that I stopped wanting to fuck her as soon as I noticed she had dry skin?
I sometimes completely doubt that you're straight.
Have fun at school today. Try to hide that you're a whore. The other girls will like you better that way.
Everything that you guys said happened came back to me. like a tidal wave of regret.
He shaved off his eyebrows. This is not my life.
The leasing office is hiring, so I gave them my resume and class schedule. I doubt they'll call me considering last summer at their "exotic animal" pool party I marched in with a funnel and demanded the employees chug. I doubt they've forgotten.
Maybe I'll make your dreams come true and pee on you tomorrow.
I wasn't a groupie because I didn't carry his guitar home
Just walk of shamed past a 5 year old on my way out of my booty call. He waved at me. Is this the single life I've been missing?
the manischevitz sangria was a big hit
You're wearing a hospital gown and pearls. Let's reevaluate your life.
I also woke up in a guys bed in a Reptar shirt yesterday morning staring at a movie theater sized poster of the not as popular Air Bud franchise movie Super Buddies.
How is someone going to pee on the floor two days in a row? Fuck this place.
You know you're more responsible when you turn down your bed and make a clear path to it before you go out..
I gave in, made out with her, and long story short, I'm giving hetero another try.
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