She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
we got so high we spray painted his girlfriend's UGG boots. she's CRYING. it's hysterical.
Great, now justin bieber is gonna sing a song about chile
People are suprisingly accepting of someone doing a walk of shame in a toga...
We should make a goal to do one active thing a day, even if its like throwing a ball
And by ball i mean playing catch. Beer pong does not count as an activity
TINY HANDS NOT FOR BUTTHOLES
This is going everywhere on the internet.
He's socially awkward. He has a big dick. We've had this talk before, they're socially awkward because they don't leave the house they just sit home and play with it.
Just walked into the bar to find a guy in a Boba Fett helmet leaning casually against the wall, texting. This night just got real.
I really hope your new roommate never finds out we had a threesome with a bisexual British guy in his room the night before he moved in.
Who takes their shirt off at the bar?! Classy broad
I do. In all fairness there was someone else's blood on it.
I just found out who gave her jelly shots. You owe me a new mattress.
Still trying to figure out where I was when someone broke the lawn chair and put it in the bathroom.
Don't have sex in a tent there are so many opportunities for infections
Can we both just take a day off just to have sex? Is that acceptable as an adult?
Bad part of last night: I puked in my hair. Good part of last night: I assembled a posse.
You kept pulling me aside saying "look what I found"
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