Just saw remains of her puke from last night on my pants.... thats got "Apology BJ" written all over it.
once my pubes got caught on her snaggletooth it was all downhill from there
She introduced herself and then asked "have you ever fucked a girl with a cast?"
he climbed up to our party on the 2nd floor balcony and then pulled a glass mug and a beer from his knapsack. these freshmen are intense
bad decision 37: pregaming the antique store
I maybe just had sex outside in broad daylight. At a state park. Please be proud.
I can't wait till you move in so I can stop drinking alone.
it's a Wednesday?
:)
Alright dude i'm gonna go to go sleep off this soberness. my life is a cosmic joke
LEAVE MY LITTLE DICK OUT OF THIS
Uhm; your sign says 'Welcome to KFC' and for some reason I can't seem to open the door.
It was the best of bangs; it was the worst of bangs.
I took a pregnancy test at Pancheros a bit ago.
Drink water, eat food, and stop tazing yourself
He woke up to me masturbating during the presidential address. Now he won't stop making jokes.
Everything is a learning experience. Last night we learned why I'm not allowed to bring guys home from the bar....
Randomize
