I'm so bummed I missed coconut bowling. It's fucking cold here and no coconuts to be found
I'd do that. But we would need storm trooper helmets.
you just used a box of cheese-its to get into the bar
she has double-d's AND she knows what level Pidgeot evolves. don't tell me she's not a keeper
you yelled "who's job is it to keep me from breaking shit" and then immediately ripped off the molding as you fell down the stairs.
apparently it isn't appropriate to tell a coworker who is eating celery because it's "negative calories" that a blowjob is too
IDK who she called, but some guy came into the party, flying drop kicked Joe said never again. She has to invite him around again.
Just asking. Could've given you a lap dance in a sombrero, drenched in corona and tequila.
God Bless cinco de mayo
I take to many stalker pics of him. If he ever looks through my phone he'll never give me sex again :(
You wanted to go find him and we told you to sit down cause you kept stumbling. You yelled " I CAN STAND!! It's the walking part I can't figure out!"
He won a jackpot and invited his ex girlfriend over to have sex on 5grand
I have the overwhelming need to take care of him. Both with my vagina and like emotionally.
Can we do lunch at 3? I have a blowjob scheduled for 2.
You schedule blowjobs?
SOME DUDE PUT OUT FOR A MCCHICKEN AND YET YOU STILL WON'T FUCK ME
So was it everything you dreamed it would be
I puked.
Twice.
So is that a yes?
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