whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
Yes, I fucked her, no she wasn't that loose, yes she caused more drama than a 14 year old girl
I don't care where my tongue is but i t's going to be in all the pictures.
I wish you could buy pregnancy test at the liquor store, it's the only place I feel comfortable being a disgrace because I know they understand why it happened...
She just dipped a dollar bill in her queso dip and almost ate it before I slapped it out of her hand, no more bar crawls..
I want a coyote to ride back and forth to the bathroom because walking is getting old
It's official drugs can't kill me
they drunkenly created an obstacle course for the poor hamster and its ball.
Delivery driver perk #327: I just paid for part of the security deposit on my new place in pizza. This oughta be a fun renting experience.
Currently siting in the living room naked, staring at one of the girls across the street in her living room naked. This is like the most intense starting contest of all time.
If you are breathing, I want you at your house. No non-breathing-related excuses.
Based on my body hair location, my ancestors had very cold hamstrings and very warm chests
In case you're wondering what frozen hashbrowns taste like at 4 in the afternoon, shame. They taste like shame.
I fell into a manhole last night, so there's that
I just want to find somebody intelligent enough to trick my parents into thinking she's not a trophy wife. Is that too much to ask?
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