So when does "going out for one drink" = giving some guy an HJ on the sidewalk?!?
I asked what she wanted from Hawaii. She said a baby like Aaden from JK 8.
where am I supposed to find one of those?
I love family holidays its the only time when playing beer pong, and smoking hookah with my family isnt looked down upon
Whenever someone from high school gets pregnant or has a pregnancy scare my self esteem grows a good 5 points
Just found a dugout in my rental car glove box. Suddenly my mood is upbeat.
At the pride parade. It's not even noon and I'm drunk as shit... for equality of course
can you come back were all locked out and alyssia's still inside passed out on the floor but more importantly i left a beer in there that's not finished
i wish his balls had a scratch and sniff sticker elsewhere so i would know before i even went down there
I just want a guy that likes cats and is willing to get a vasectomy. IS THAT SO MUCH TO ASK?!
I had to show the prof your text saying that I could pick up your midterm for you. I covered the part of the screen saying you weren't there because you were about to have morning choke sex.
Who's the easier target... Bandages on the knees, tramp stamp, or bra showing? Not in the mood to work for it tonight.
The only joy I have here is being able to shit with the door open.
DETAILS
long story
just tell me the parts i wanna hear
weed, brooklyn, rough sex.
i could only love him more if he was covered in glitter.
She started crying, nearly punched a guy, started smoking multiple cigarets backwards and broke the slide on her bong. Why do I always end up babysitting the crazy ones?
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