Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
I blew a .224 after sleeping for 6 hrs, cleary im a champion
Never forget that any girl can get her way if she puts her vagina on the table.
There is something about listening to Patsy Cline while pooping that makes the experience so much better.
Yeah go get her. And don't bring her clothes I want her to walk back in her Christmas stocking dress. Take pictures.
all he has to do is look at me on new years and hes getting laid. thats how hot he is
So a sorority girl just introduced herself to me by saying "a guy I used to fuck just threw up on me" and then she grinded on me
New life rule, no banging opera singers. I might be a little deaf now
Omg. Some dude is jacking off in Kelly's bathroom.
If i still have my costume on when i get home from the bar i am gonna be pissed
maybe if I avoid him long enough we could skip the talking part of "we need to talk"
you just rode your bike home from a one night stand in a stolen skirt with no underwear and you're telling ME to reevaluate life choices?!
So the bar crawl I'm on is a "90s bar crawl" and I made the joke about a few overweight girls that "lack of concern for your weight is so 90s" it did not end well
Lady Gaga is doing the 1/2 time show. I hope it's gay and liberal as fuck.
I told him to not try to hang out with me ever again and now I regret it Bc im bleeding through my uterus and just want him to suck on my aching nipples
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