i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
that's an acceptable place to lick
No, I was feeling sad because all of the other girls were like model-skinny. But then I remembered that I had big boobs and went to hit on their boyfriends.
I'm drinking early times at a fridays on wednesday night. This entire bar is going to see my dick by last call.
i think beer pong is the only time ive ever found a use for geometry
STOP fucking him and come play in the snow with us!
just got high and bedazzled my bra. other than bleeding from the prongs life is so good.
Sarah Palin is going to have a show on the discovery channel...Can I get a moment of silence for knowledge?
season finale of lost and an oz of weed. tonight my mind is going to be blown.
i really should have bought real food rather than condoms, olives, coleslaw and beer...
I'm going to try to be reasonable tonight and keep my drink count out of double digits
A horseman, i repeat, a man on a horse downtown just told me i was gorgeous and my friends were not. Not drunk enough.
New low. Just realized I hooked up with a guy from Grindr in the hallway of a building my great grandfather used to own..
In case you were wondering I realized something last night, Rick James was correct. Cocaine is a hell of a drug.
Btw I appreciate you as a friend for taking the time to validate my sluttiness
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