I chose taco bell over sex...
good choice.
ok plan lets look hot and dance like whores.
I want a gay best friend. or apple sauce either one is fine with me
ironically, his detergent was also "small and mighty"
you'll be glad to know I got kicked off the microphone at a bar in Breckenridge last night thanks to my country rendition of all star
i think i'd rather have a trophy of a like jizz stained curtain or something
Note to self not a good idea to try and make out with a girl when she's crying over her boyfriend
We are going out Saturday. Oh and we might also be jousting on bikes.
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i loe djcudia fjxos rue.
first one here with a pint of chicken lo mein, aspirin, and diet green tea ginger ale, gets a full effort bj the day after tomorrow.
you closed your eyes and pointed to a cupboard..there was vodka on the top shelf. your sixth sense is amazing. plus, we convinced the foreign kid you're a booze whisperer
So in the middle of making out, he decided to give me a breast exam. God I love dating a doctor. He saved me a $20 copay.
The only people allowed to make me cry are myself and Chris Hemsworth as Thor. And me.
Everyone is all excited about the iPhone 7 being water resistant and I'm only concerned with whether or not it can be destroyed by salsa or cum
just found a joint on the street in downtown. smoked it with the hot guy from my chem class
WHAT IS UP WITH YOU SMOKING/ DRINKING THINGS OFF THE GROUND?
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