oh god the rape fog is back!
When you gave me the first bj i thought 'yep, this girl is going to do great things with her life'
you're the best thing to happen to me. closely followed by learning to ejaculate, and drugs.
she was laying naked in the stream looking for "ribbays", which is apparently drunk for frogs.
I may have just unintentionally roofied a man in a wheelchair
she tied the funnel to the fucking ceiling...
It got heated then she just left and I was all alone in the women's restroom.
Just applied for assistance with paying my hospital bill from my alcohol poisoning at age 16 while still a little drunk from last night. What is my life.
Circle of life?
It took 6 cruisers to bust the party last night. Cop asked if the theme was a beach party. I said I would fucking hope so with 8 tons of sand in the garage
Would jacking off with Benadryl cream be good or bad for the poison oak on my dick?
First he fixed my gutter. Then he flogged me and fucked me. Then he bought me a new vacuum cleaner. I don't understand Daddy Dom stuff but I ain't mad at it.
when i woke up w mysterious sticky crap in my hair, i assumed i had another blackout hookup. nope. turns out i made PBJ and proceeded to pass out in it. i ate the evidence when i woke up.
the twins are trying to figure out which one is the one doing body shots off a janitor in this picture
Just woke up beside some twink in a kilt.. how is your sunday going
I’ve got full Covid immunity, blonde hair and great tits! I’m basically unstoppable
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