Where are you?
In a non slutty way
Are you seriously drinking already? It's 11AM. Still morning.
I'm going by McDonald's time. And since they stop serving breakfast at 10:30 and start serving lunch, it is now afternoon.
i cant finish this easy-mac because i need it for a chaser.
i feel like a lion cub that has been breast fed for years, and mom has left, and now i have to learn how to hunt on my own
dude all my bootycalls are going to Eclipse tonight... Do I really want it that bad?
its great to know that you distinguish your relationships on whether you can cum on someone's face
Im in Ft Meyers right now looking right at an alligator. I have had a couple of beers and people are telling me not to feed him but Im gonna do it anyway.
just go where the car takes you. fingers crossed its here with breakfast.
Yoga may not b such a good idea for me today. My liver is obviously in cahoots with my colon to pay me back for the past 24 days of misuse . Downward dog could have catastrophic consequences.
She tried to beat him up using a half gallon of Bacardi, instead she got tangled in Kayla's hanging bra and broke a lamp. She can party with us anytime.
He got weirdly turned on by the video of my cat licking nacho cheese off my finger.
we had a full conversation and he only brought up drugs twice. overall I'd call it a success
Tomorrow we start training our livers for St.Patrick's day. May God be with us.
Dude she smelled like bar-b-que sauce. I can't think of anything better.
You did a cartwheel, it was terrible.
I remember that cartwheel, it was okay.
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