his penis looked like arnold from hey arnold. it was interesting.
i just peed out my two story window using my cell phone as a flashlight . hope the neighbors didnt see
Apparently I signed "I love you" on my bar tab last night.
I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
My cat puked at the same time as me. Makes me feel better about myself, except he can stand and I can't.
I had to go to the front counter of the restaurant and ask for the key because I was "pretty sure my friend is passed out in the bathroom right now"
The Ukrainian kid just told me that our econ professor wants to bone me. Please tell me that phrase means something different in Eastern Europe.
We're not too concerned with getting her out of jail. We're on a mission for donuts.
dude he passed out in the strip club on his birthday, WHILE he was getting a lap dance. That drunk.
My neck kind of hurts. I think from sleeping on the concrete.
My liver and my bank account can't afford another all nighter. Help.
MEAN GIRLS IS ON NETFLIX! I REPEAT, MEAN GIRLS IS ON NETFLIX! THIS IS NOT A DRILL! I LITERALLY NOW HAVE TO CANCEL ALL OF MY WEEKEND PLANS.
If you think eating a bowl of leftover stuffing and drinking champagne from the bottle in dirty sweats at 9am is sexy... Then yeah, I'm your girl.
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
I'm just bringing him "breakfast," and breakfast may lead to lunch and dinner, but that doesn't mean I want the mealplan.
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