Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
sometimes i shoot so far i amaze even myself.
arkansas has a gas station called kum and go....story of my life
You lit the bowl with a rolled up paper towel that you ignited on the stove.
The only thing worse than cracking my rib on a slip and slide was having the doctors laugh when they found out in my medical history that I did this exact same thing last summer.
She's the only person who can pull off turning an outdoor patio heater tower into a stripper pole.
I'm unshowered, and since I've seen this episode of say yes to the dress, I've decided to go to the store and get a frozen pizza at 10:20 am. I'm crushing life.
You need to simmer down or I'm going to buy you a labia leash.
All his ex-girlfriends are delicate flowers, tho. And I'm like a trash compactor.
I wouldn't worry about it. You know what they say, THICK THIGHS MAKE THE DICK RISE.
Apparently the cops had to handcuff me in order to get me to come with to the hospital with them. They asked me if I had had any experience with handcuffs before and I replied, "Only in bed." What a life
Why in the hell is there a guy dressed up as a horse passed out in our kitchen.
happy birthday!
idk what the male equivelent of vajazzling is but it better be worth the time
is it fun? or sober?
You asked me how red your eyes were... they were shut.
he had a cock ring. i orgasmed before he even put it in
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