if i could have babies with my dog i totally would cause i know thay would be fucking hott babies.
Does this mean you'll turn into an Albanian at the next full moon?
i crushed up some extenze and put them in his protein powder - should make for an interesting gym experience
what am i going to do when LOST is over? What am i going to get high to?
the last time i saw him was an hour he was floating face down in a pool... but i'm sure he's fine.
Apparently it costs $70 to clean vomit off the side of our apartment building.
My getting drunk and marrying a stranger in Vegas final court annulment papers just came in the mail... I might frame that shit
The way I'm gonna look at it is, if you don't makeout with your roommate once in college, you didn't do something right.
Hurry up and get here I'm judging myself
You turned byob into bring your own shit show. Good work.
By the way if you come home and I'm not wearing pants, just go with it. I didn't have the energy to go searching for some.
All I remember from the concert was leaving in an RV full of middle aged people playing circle of death
How do I respond to this?! It's not easy to say "you're hot & the sex was good, but outside the bedroom you scare me"
cake and sex. what better combination is there.
Just saw the pics from the bachelor party. When the hell did we go to southie. And why was there a chicken in the limo..? You guys really are my best friends.
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