Are u religion class? I'm on my way, I have cum in my hair. tell u later.
being a part time student has turned me into a full time alcoholic.
I'm at Home Depot to get supplies to fix the wall we cracked by fucking too hard against the bookshelf.
Blow job bear ended up in my bed last night. She didn't live up to her costume.
He was handing out home-made business cards that read "finger slamming bitches since 1986"\n
watched two friends get underages. one had a shirt on that said lets get wasted while the other said to the cop "i understand your just trying to do your job but that was dirty bro".
Would 7 layered rainbow jello shots entice you?
he didn't stitch me up last time. in fact, he yelled at me for bleeding.
It happened to me once. But i washed off in a duck pond and walked home naked.
thankfully we both ride of shamed home together on razor scooters in dresses because we stopped for breakfast sandwiches too
Me and you. The most fucked up people on the planet drinking together. Hell yeah
Was just trying to have a normal "I fucked you without a condom" adult conversation and she flipped
I tried to get more sleep but the universe decided I needed a drunken freshman instead
why is there a shopping cart in my back seat? and a dick drawn on the side of my car?
why is there a porcupine in the kitchen
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