i hope your v-card owns a pair of floaties
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
i wish sherlock holmes were still around today... he'd be able to find my g-spot.
Just don't have "pin the tail on the straight edge" as a party game... Please and thanks...
He's had mdma poured down his throat. He's getting huggy.
I walked from the hotel to the club with a pint of tequila in my boot. Poured some in a homeless woman's mouth when she asked for change. I've hit rock bottom.
I FEEL LIKE I CAN TAKE DOWN A FULLY GROWN MOUNTAIN LION WITH ONLY A POINTY STICK OH MY GOD
that was THE gayest party i've ever been to
To be fair, the theme was Cabaret. I don't know what you were expecting.
he brought with him gifts of cookie dough and penis. upgrading our relationship from fwb's to bf/gf was an incredibly smart merger.
Take off your clothes and see if he wants to have sex, that's a good way to find out
I want falafel more than sex right now. That's really saying something for me...
I've just had two stress filled days in a row , I'm just going to shower and await your penis
In other news, I tore a tendon in my hand from giving my boyfriend handjobs so that's how my day is going
I felt like a slutty ass cruella devil driving your old car, And I got in a fight with your wipers
Dad hid the hash somewhere in my room and wont tell me where it is until i clean it. My room is spotless. The hash was on the ceiling fan...
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