he puts the penis in happiness.
I just took the soap out of the bathroom and hid it... this way I could see if she would say anything. you know, to see how clean she was
she just gave her compliments to the chief, at dennys
I want to bury your face in my vagina. Possibly by force. I will try not to suffocate you though.
"Don't get as drunk as I was on my birthday" has been upgraded from a goal for Friday night to a goal for my life in general.
I just saw him carrying his little sister while walking his puppy. And he was shirtless. I swear my ovaries just exploded
It's almost like a boob-text, but it's not. Because it was live. And you were showing a bunch of people.
Tranny group. Dance off. Horse hair and dicks swinging. I. Cant. Unsee. This.
Jusy read on a science page that squeezing boobs can prevent cancer cells from forming in them, youre welcome.
My roomate has me out looking for easter kegs hidden arround town
we are not taking body shots with the irish cream
We had sex on the playground and then walked around his neighborhood grading houses based on their Christmas decorations
I've never had someone have to dis-arm themselves before I sucked their dick prior to that
Some girls mom just approved of me banging her on Fb.... For the whole world to see.. I'm officially a god.
You were just laying there on the air mattress watching spongebob with a knife. We tried to take it from you, but you insisted it was your emergency escape in case you started to float off.
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