CONFIRMATION: i wiki searched it and Justin Bieber is 15 not 13. so i dont feel like as much of a pedofile now....
My boobs are too big for things to be going this downhill in my life.
I just took boredom to a whole new level. I just auto-tuned and remixed today's western civ lecture
He was like a Bill Nye the science guy of sex....he was telling me things about my clitoris that I didn't even know
I think its only fitting my first purchase with my student loan is a glass pipe? I think ill name it 'Subsidized'
8$ liquor pitchers. I'm gonna wear two or three pairs of underwear so when drunk me takes them off there'll still be a pair on.
I just test ran being their maid. I'm getting 50 bucks a month and they're buying the costume.
No, its ok. Im playing strip pretty pretty princess im currently dueling for the crown
we are out of drugs. and patience. please bring former.
i think i just asked a donut if it was ok
Just watched two people have sex in the pool. Hope you enjoy your yeast infection courtesy of the comfort inn.
Two chicks walked outta his room and all he did was beat his chest like LeBron and yell, "And 1!"
You're the only person I know who would go to New Jersey to give a blowjob and I have so much respect for you for it
Why can't he just dump me? This is like a baby seal clubbing the hunter
I know this sounds fake but she's deep frying a bar of soap right now
Come fucking get her
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