hi i'm bored and kind of... in a sort of dirty mood
pics
no i'm at a mixer dressed up as the teenage mutant ninja turtles
I think I just saw the travelocity gnome in leather chaps.
Is it bad that when I see ugly people make out, I hope he's impotent?
It's hipsters with their motorcycle cop mustaches, moccasins, douchey irony, and department stores to supply their independent conformity
Something's gotta give!
you definitely have a few illegitimate kids
probs. Not too worried about it though. MOst girls are too embarrassed that they let me into their pants that they'll never admit its mine
You also had the stripper slap the shit out of me for not having any money....remember that?
i love you. like a brother. a brother that i had sex with more than once.
I expect to be treated like a lady. Even If your sticking it in my ass.
This creepy guy was following me and i hid in the bushes. i could say i was high as an excuse but honestly it was straight up fun.
I can dry shave vagina like a champ
The fact that me being able to walk down stairs is an accomplishment in my books pretty much explains how I am
Please tell me those naked pics were not your mom. Lie if you have to.
she made me cum so hard I dislocated my jaw. I'm keeping her
Why do I have "apologize to Dave Coulier" written on my hand?
dont ever go to laser tag drunk. you will be judged.
Randomize
