i have this theory that all the people in the world who dont like mayonnaise had very bad encounter with jizz once
I'm more concerned with the fact that he was UNconcerned that live poultry could peck him in the nutsack @ any moment of sex
Announcement: Given the sad circumstances regarding the death of my dearest friend Chong the Bong, there will be a brief memorial service for him tomorrow evening at 10:30 at my place. After sharing some memories and sending his spirit off to the great bowl in the sky, we will all take place in the commemoration and maiden voyage of his son, Chong Squared, who eagerly waits to meet all of you. High blessings to you all, piece be with you.
I found him stumbling up to our building with a solo cup under his arm. . . He told me it was his favourite thing ever. He also told me hes never been drunk before.
This is the point in ur life where u should realize there's nothing left but a spiral of shame
I should but I don't. All I see is an escalator of success
Kriste-san. Brian-sensai going to sleepy times acturry. Kriste-grasshopper will spend fun-fun times with Brian-sensai and glorious redbox movie tomorrow yes?
Most creative movie date proposition... ever.
I mean, two foreign guys have drunkenly confessed their love for her, so she's clearly doing something right.
I better not get a vid of you penile helicoptering
We don't know where he is but he left his pants and what appears to be a tooth here so he's gotta come back sometime
but I have boobs. I'm not going to buy my own drinks at the bar like some kind of fucking animal.
I didn't want sex last night, but she charmed my dick out of my pants like a snake charmer.
She told me she was the Publishers Clearing House of Dicks. Two dicks a day, everyday for life.
Okay Im still jerking off but now with the Reality of Law School Looming In The Distance
Beer Olympics must happen in honor of the legit Olympics.
We got cut off at a bar at 4pm. We aren't human
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