Well i threw up in my mouth a few times. But i successfully swallowed it. Still going strong.
We agreed on being friends w/ benefits. Lets see if that really happens.
Ok, so that was not supposed to go to u, my bad. I feel horrible.
you wouldnt answer to anything but devil's advocate all night.
can your parents tell?
i just had a cookie in one hand and a phone in the other and tried to eat my phone...they know
He started making shapes and faces with his cock and balls.... apparently if you wrap the shaft with your balls and turn it 90 degrees to the left it looks like a hamburger
i caught the condom in my mouth.. dont ask me how
I managed to lose everything but my socks.. which stayed on all 6 times we had sex.
He was standing in the front door with a kareoke machine yelling at the neighbors as the unloaded their van
Literally just one second of unclenched butt hole away from shitting my pants.
When I woke up I had 6 missed calls making sure I was ok and asking if I remember showing my tits to a picture of her baby.
We got stoned and took selfies with the most perfect lawn
final thoughts: i just want someone into choking me out, weed and anime
I fucked the midget version of a backstreet boy and I am not mad about it
I just found peanut butter between my boobs. This was for you.
she peed her pants, took them off, the put them back on. but she only put her legs in one hole.
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