On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
I almost got runover on the sidewalk by a car but wen it got closer it was a crackhead walking with the whole front of a car... bumper, lights and all... I love New York.
Dude, 1 prime defect in the snuggie- you can't fuck someone discreetly under a snuggie. No way no how
I woke up at 5 this morning face down on my bed with gummy bears stuffed in my leggings. Yeah.
He made sure to throw up on the Mexico side of the border while we were in line at the check point. Then finished by screaming you an have it back. You can have it all back.
Will you come get her? She's trying to get the pizza guy into the bathtub.
I should know better than to trust a man I've seen cry on multiple occasions to give me accurate sports information.
Dude, it's not gay. It's winter.
Welcome to drunk texts. Live from Margaritaville, it's Saturday night!!!
If we don't have crazy animal sex tonight at least twice, I'll know he's cheating on me.
Who wouldn't want crazy animal sex with you?!
A cheater.
I want you to get off the plane and get directly into my pants
I mean in all honesty I would let James Franco shit on my chest. End of story
We have GOT to stop getting stoned and going out for expensive dinners.
After 3 parties, all of them busted, and 4 field sobriety tests, I AM the cop whisperer
Oh shit. My bra is undone and I'm pretty sure I peed on my sandal
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