It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
Looks like I will be paying for the roofie I slipped myself in 9 months.
Just found out its our ciliated mucous membrane that traps the molly when we snort it. Biology does relate to life
You are too young to settle down enjoy your life. The window to get drunk and have casual sex with strangers gets smaller by the day.
I just wish I could congratulate your tits on how much I love seeing them
Tell me when you get here. I'm drinking beer in the bushes next to your house, and I put my hoodie up because I was cold. Pretty sure everyone lowkey thinks i'm homeless.
People...there is no better feeling in the world than finding out via Google that your ex has a warrant out for his arrest. No better feeling.
Nothing like coming home and finding the nearly full bottle of fireball you forgot you had stashed before your trip
It's the little things
I think I just gave my niece a weed pinata...
Nice. The Governor's son bruised my vagina.
That's going to be the title of my memoir.
You declared your undying love to a drag queen, then proceeded to puke into the poor man's purse.
Just thought of the perfect gift for mom.... how about not telling her about my fourth open intoxicant ticket I got last night?
He gives me the same feeling I get when someone puts a margarita or German chocolate cake in front of me
if you and your penis don't hurry up, I'm getting drunk without you.
Nothing much. Just taking shots of tequila before I go get a bikkini wax. You?
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