Oh and ps....i was sleeping soundly until i woke up by the sound of amy on the phone with her mom sobbing hysterically because she can't stop having the shits.
"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
where does the pee come out of this thing
I don't know how God could bestow someone that emotionally confused with such an awesome penis.
I'm beginning to think I'm sterile because I definitely should be pregnant by now.
The cop refused to sing with us, even though he was as happy as we were that the tow truck finally showed up.
as they left, you opened the door, dropped your pants then yelled "don't leave, this is what you're missing"
We could supplement the Tour with Edward Andre-hands. Because 40s are for the 99%.
Those were the days I had no morals... Dark times.
Shall we take a trip back?
don't you dare blame getting arrested on me. you sugested we play the penis game and we all know I'm a strong competitor
Wtf man. I knew she was bad news. No sane person cares if you eat their raviolli.
i know you're at the dentist, but this dick pic was too phenominal to wait and i deserve immediate tit compensation
It's 2pm, and I just had to pass a guy in the turning lane because he was driving down Main Street in an electric wheelchair pulling a flatbed trailer with 2 of his buddies in it and they were all drunk holding beers.
I'm dying of laughter, but I'm also just dying
Send help
Is there a nice, calm way of telling your friend/housemate/former lover/person who does not reciprocate your feelings that your period is late?
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