i dont nkow, theres a guy slesping next to me and im wearing 8 tsthirts? wtf happened last night? will you come get me.
i think im in thre room next to you
how the hell did we fit 12 drunk lesbians in your car?! I felt like we were playing lesbian tetris last night.
Gotta love hanging with Nat. By the time guys realize she isnt going home with them, they've spent enough money and time to think I'm a good idea.
I DON'T CARE WHAT THE CIRCUMSTANCES ARE NEVER VOMIT IN MY PURSE AGAIN.
Going home with an argentinian named sulvio. Ill let you know how it goes.
Sarah likes to play this game where she leaves her thongs at every party. she hides them where hopefully gf's will find them. I caught her naked from the waste down in my freezer this morning
I was up all night on suicide watch. Dave was wasted and tried to strangle himself. With his own hands.
I don't drink so I see St. Patty's as an LSD type of day. Its like a more hardcore 420
Either your boy toy or the kid who pulled a knife on me in high school is here
Just had a flashback to Friday. Definitely had my hands in someone's bra. Definitely wasn't mine.
I ended up snorting coke while wearing a Bavarian dress and I feel like I need to reevaluate my life
I threw my shoes out of frustration and walked home barefoot... can you help me find my shoes in the morning
Just a little drinking. So much fun and love. The world is a shiny wonderful sphere in the sky so why shouldn't we celebrate?
we were waffle house and a lady told me her imaginary friend was sitting in the chair next to her. i don't feel so trashy now.
The only thing good about being back at work is the lunch time hand jobs from the MILF
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