the mole on his forehead could get me off better than his dick
please tell me you have proof of this
girls mom is dying from cancer and she msgs me for a booty call. I guess people cope with their situations differently.
areolas are like halos for boobs.
For my job application I just put "community gardener- personal business" for my previous work experience in place of the neighborhood pot grower/distributor
he had a dikembe mutombo jersey on, was swatting peoples drinks out of their hand and wagging his finger in their face everytime he did it.
Huh. I think I went to highschool with the hooker my neighbor just brought home.
Evvvvvveryone knows we hooked up in the DJ booth. People call it the BJ booth now. I've created a legacy
I had to puke in a ditch beside a cow pasture and like 50 cows just stood there and watched. I could feel the judgment.
I deserve to be covered in dicks
Sometimes I just want to kiss you without you pulling ur cock out and waving it at me
You used your chihuahua as a pillow screaming "HE'S A PILLOW AND A PET" and proceeded to puke in the dog bed
Me and you. The most fucked up people on the planet drinking together. Hell yeah
If he flies out here I will sleep with him. I have morals, but not when it comes to southern accents
I know right? It's like he knows how to pleasure me better than I do myself... He's like a prophet of sex
oh.. my GOD my dad just text me... "i need a naked women" ........... help?
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