babies were throwing up all over the place
this guy at work is bossing me around at work. He is 24 and still has highlights and spikes his hair.
You're getting bossed around by a 1999 Highschool Yearbook picture?
Never again let me pretend to be australian for free booze.
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
Have you seen my high heels that I wore out?
You mean the one that you threw at the parked cop car or the one in the microwave?
Just so you know swallowing does not help chest colds. Your Phd can suck my dick
also bought condoms to give away to people who look like they're about to make a bad halloween decision. I'm like a fairy.
Dude, she sent me a nude of her posing in the mirror and her dad was in the reflection
Yes stubble LOOKS hot but factor in his shitty bj skills and I might as well have jacked off with apricot scrub
My class coordinator for bio told us that the only thing we should do the night before an exam is to get laid. And then party down after the exam. I like him.
Dang. We need a girls trip ASAP. Preferably in a country who has even lower standards than us on a Friday night.
LETS THROW SHIT OFF THE PORCH
i also remember watching someone vomit off a balcony which was kind of grim
I don't know what you slipped me, but my TV is vomming blood right now. Thanks, jerkoff.
We hotboxed his bathroom. going to be a good night
Hotbox went wrong - smoke sets off fire alarm. Firefighters coming
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