My husband just tried to seduce me by saying we can do it doggystyle so you can watch tv
something came early last nite... and lemme tell u it wasn't christmas...
Someone shat in the 1st floor west girls hall. Literally SHAT in the hallway
That's what she gets for taking his peeps.
just saw a guy driving a atv down the highway in a tux.... only in Iowa...
In class ... We were just assigned groups for the quarter... Remember that night we took shots from that guys pants? I now know his name
Ohmy god im about to fuxk my TA. i thyought this was a dream but i love you. <3
He's got a wife and three kids but I'm into being that mistake.
Im 95% ready to shit behind 711
i figured out i could get from the downstairs bar to the upstairs bar AND grab pizza by going through the kitchen. it was the greatest discovery of my life besides the flabongo.
I can feel my moral fiber fraying.
His mom walking in on us having sex was probably the highlight of the night
It was big, black, and had a smiley face tattooed on it. It was the perfect penis.
we all thought you were asleep. he found you an hour later sitting outside in the snow lighting a bowl, singing the CatDog theme song, and hugging a box a Franzia.
There's mini weenies and empanadas everywhere...
He was eating my ass and came up for air, I almost choked laughing because he had a toilet paper cling on stuck in his mustache
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