i think the next time he gets me off i'm going to scream bangarang
ru fi oooo
I least I know I can't get pregnant because it's on my hair
are you excited because you wanna see me or because you wanna get laid?
bc i get to see you. naked.
They are making fun of natty and blackberries.
Tell them they are ugly.
well.. I tried flushing my sandals down the toilet
I am in my freshman residence hall trying to convince an Asian man to give me my pants back. Never. Drinking. Again.
Operation: sleep in every bed at the boys' house is nearing completion. Now at 5/9. I AM GOLDILOCKS AND NO ONE CAN STOP ME
Drunken snow shoveling. Visiting my family is starting to become a seriously risky venture.
You can't just leave with hair like that
Okay, I just got to our real hotel and the YMCA may have been a better choice. A man w/ no shirt on
I just drove my booty call to his booty call, if that isn't spreading the love, I don't know what is.
I had sex with him in the back of my car in a duck onesie. I'm worth something dammit.
So I thought you might like to hear how I went to sams club to print some pictures and suddenly there was 20 pictures of your dick and my snatch on the screen
Sitting naked, eating lucky charms with rain boots on
After he finished, he fell on the floor and whispered "finally satisfied"
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