he quoted cool runnings while we were having sex: feel the rythm,feel the rhyme, get on up, its bobsled time
I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
apparently drunk me likes to play hide the puke.. was not a fun time washing all my legos.
he laminated a picture of his dick.
I pulled my bra outta my purse. Covered in honey mustard. I still lack an explanation.
Honestly I think at this point I purposefully schedule nothing on Sundays anymore so I can spend all day wallowing in my shame.
I feel bad for his balls. Ive never seen so much sperm. He had to be dying
It's time to run my sex life like a basketball team. Got the lesson Clint!
I want to be tan and drunk. Is that too much to ask for?
If only I could bank my drunk hookups for a sober IOU.
I feel like I could have been bitchier and missed an opportunity.
Black magic does not go near my vagina, it's a rule
You know that gay bartender? Not as gay as we thought.....
I stole a block of cheese from the party last night and put it in my purse but I got so drunk that I left my purse on the floor and my dog ate it.
I remember her making the first martini but the rest of the weekend is a blur of vodka, high heels and sex toys.
First time being used by a cougar. Definitely okay with it
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