Dear __, it'd be a lot easier to fuck if you ever responded. So I'm throwing in the white towel, since I no longer know what you want. Sincerely, ___
Aunt Jean just announced that her pubic hair is getting thicker as her head hair gets thinner. As a family we are just not a people of mystery.
Ok so my english teacher told me i could have 5 absences bc of my "problem". I have no idea what she is talking about
Googled "can you put dry ice in your drink?" I'm safee
We tried to play doctor all sexually then he was taking down my 'symptoms' I said I needed to puke he thought it was part of the game
She was kinda tragic... like a puppy that runs into things. Cute but really stupid. So, yeah, I hit it.
He's trying to row the canoe up my front yard like he is Lewis and Clark.
At what point should i just give my brother a break and stop sleeping with his friends?
People are yelling about how much they want you here.
I'm going to change, vomit up my mexican food to save the trouble later, and then come meet you. Thrilled.
besides i was ending his dry spell. it's written in the bible that jesus likes that right?
She woke me up with an urgent call telling me she was rolling on Mollie and swimming in the ocean. I mean that's just great. If she drowns, I'll feel responsible.
They're basically the Kennedys. This is the family I fucked in to. I'm so proud of my vagina as much as it feels shitty for my heart.
I am an advanced cybernetic robot sent back in time to 2013 to fuck my wife senseless for hours on end. Have you seen this wife?
Eddy, if you don't want to roll play then say so. This is just obnoxious
Shroomed with my best friend'a dad at his wife's surprise birthday party so you can say I have experience in the field
I'll give you a blowjob in a Santa hat if it will put you in the Christmas spirit
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