How do you wash franks red hot sauce, whip cream, grapejuice and shame out of silk?
I would just throw it away. You cant just wash out shame, it has to soak for like a month.
I just put on my hot pinky lace thong... you know what that means! ;)
Oh god. Slutty you is on the run. Someone needs to alert the city.
just did the walk of shame by his grandma. what the fuck is an old lady doing up at six am?
Also, our mothers are placing bets on which of us will get pregnant first.
He soundtracked our prebreakup sex, our breakup, and out postbreakup sex. At least he's dedicated.
I just won 10 dollars from out chugging the bar tender and I found out that the baby aint mine in the last hour. I don't even care if l get laid tonight any more.
You're just mad at the fact that I want to be a car alarm.
If i evwr doyble fist jack daniels and smirnoff again, i hereby give you permission to take them both away grom me and give me and give me a glass of wat
Yes, yes she is. This will teach her not to pull her vibrator out and harass people with it at parties.
I was changing in front of my window and my neighbor text me saying, "nice pubes."
We get an extra hour of sleep. That means we can take an extra shot tonight. Sound logic. Thank you daylight savings.
I just want to like rub my face on his abs
I need help
drunk me always erases text conversations because she is a woman of mystery and does not like for me to know what's going on in her life
My sister gave me satin sheets. We can fuck on satin sheets.
Let the record show that I hate your ass.
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