You'll put your fingers inside me but you won't be my FB friend?
apparently it's okay for him to stick his dick in my mouth but not to let me have a can of diet pepsi for the road.
I think i just got paid for sex with a hot pocket... and i accepted
I have no idea what i drank..i remember dancing and ass grabbing..u falling. Headbutts. Trying not to puke. And deja vu.
im pretty sure while i was fucking her my dog was fucking her dog too
the only evidence i have from this weekend existing is a title page for a novel i tried writing called "the oyster who gave up drinking"
First coke bust down the road. Spring is finally here.
I didn't just randomly come up with it. But if you want to give me extra credit for creativity I have a bare chest and chocolate sauce left
Someone wrote "gnarballz" on my fridge in black marker. I'm pissed, but more concerned I slept with the one who did it
Only three months past my 21st and I'm done. So many life lessons in so little time.
I haven't been that free with the boobs since I was 19. I'm putting them away for a while.
If you insist
The one guy literally flopped my boob out. Yes I insist.
On another note- any interest in going to a gay bar to hit on 19yr olds?
So apparently last night while I was drunk I read him erotic fanfiction while he was eating me out. He stopped every now and then to give me feedback.
He gave me a box of cheez-its after sex, does that make me a hooker?
He sent me a picture of his cock that seemed to indicate that we were still on good terms.
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