Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
The last thing I remeber was convincing you to hide in the fridge, and then taking everything out and you not fitting.
i just traded a sweatshirt for margaritas... why did they ever stop using the barter system??!!
i knew it was going to be a good night when i was bleeding, licked it and it tasted like miller light
the problem with open bar is i never know what to get
did you really just start a sentence with "the problem with open bar is..."
he was drinking cheap vodka with warm tap water and a packet of crystal light. if that's not an alcoholic then idk what is
They better not charge my debit card for what you peed on.
Just at the gym drinking. We call it treadmillcolada
Step 1: chug a red bull vodka with no ice Step 2: chase that with a shot of wild turkey Step 3: chase that with a shot of tequila
Step 4: your drunk
Yes. I masterbate to Harry Potter. It's what our generation does.
not sure what stings more, my ass or my pride...
Our breakfast options are microwave popcorn, wavy lays and fireball
Where you at? Come home and endure this shit show called "The Second Presidential Debate".
Did you wake up next to Karina?
So that's her name
When I went to pick up Adam from the train station, I found him passed out, covered in gold paint and wrapped in a red blanket. someone had glued a gaudy green rhinestone to his forehead. He looked homeless.
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