Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
yeah worst sex in my life. plus i think her little brother was in the room.
My Blind Date Arrived. She looks like something I'd draw with my left hand.
Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
well on the bright side, he charges $60 for an eighth
so he'll probably take me somewhere nice
drunk lawn darts. Let's test the homeowners policy
Either I need to stop bringing you back to my apt or I need to stop buying ikea furniture
Also, I am ligit concerned that I might compulsively start collecting vibrators like Pokemon.
I forgot how wholesome of a place a park is when youre not drinking there.
Dude, she gave me a handski that literally felt like she was starting a lawn mower...
You asked me if you could throw up in my shoe.
Thanks for letting me in last night. I was drunkenly sleepwalking.
I'm high and reading a Wikipedia article on circumcision procedure. Help.
Why are there so many fucking Lambchop puppets hidden around my house?!
Please don't call my dad a fuckpuppet, I feel like that would be awkward to explain later.
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