That's the secret to virgins: blizzards.
How many times do you have to sleep with a guy before you get him to kiss you???
I actually kind of like the booze poos. It's like a colon cleanse. I feel skinnier.
It was like fucking a house. Down the chimney. That deep and empty.
If she wasn't my friend I'd think she was a huge slut
Just saw a cop give four blondes gas for their car on their way to Vegas. They seriously ran out of gas and called 911 about it. Its like a porno plot.
one of them held the wheel while the other one changed her pants. while driving. on the thruway. what
he needs to hurry and make his mind up... i mean i can't keep getting peed on by a guy who isn't even my boyfriend
I'm at the perfect height to walk up to the corner of my mom's stove and rest my balls on it. Just thought you'd like to know they're warm.
Now I have the walk of shame to give the receptionist the bathroom key back, I've had it for 20 minutes. I should just smile and wink. She knows what went down.
It must suffice lest there secretly exist a picture of me walking out of the ocean at midnight naked and half mast with a sea urchin on my ass
are you really asking me this. do you KNOW how many times i masturbate in a day? yeah. wrong person to ask about romance.
well tomorrow I get to eat fungus and go to an abandoned city.
most people would fear that statement, but i wish to join you
It's been a week I should not still be finding glitter in my pants.
Haha word. Sure I can do that. Help me find which bar has my pants and you'll get free tacos all week
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