Just took my first sake bomb. I love japan
States back in the final four. Now our sunday night drinking has purpose. Sparty on baby.
All I remember is yelling RUN as fireworks started going off in the kitchen. Who said that was a bad idea?
we found a loaf of bread in my bathroom i believe its yours. sorry i took a shower before we noticed so it might be soggy
He did the "not my house dance." Apparently it involves spreading cereal on the floor and then grinding into the carpet in bare feet while singing "not my house" over and over and dancing.
This guy just tried to hit on me on facebook. His most recent listed education is middle school. This is my life.
Please tell me that chemistry equipment is for chemistry and not for producing felonies.
Watching him is like watching a star slowly implode
Totally forgot we howled at the full moon last night... It's safe to say Tuesday Boozeday is my new favorite day of the week
Ladies, if you have recieved this text then you are one of the lucky few friends I have decided to make this proposal to. As you all know, my boyfriend's birthday is in two weeks and I have finally decided on the perfect present. Surprise threesome. Now, there can only be one, this isn't an orgy you know, so I will be rating the ideal candidates on bra size and sluttyness. Experiance will count, references if available. Inbox me your credentials so we can come to a...Satisfying agreement.
You think I'll get the "I used to stick it to your daughter" discount?
I woke up naked in this guys bed and the first thing I start saying is it's super bowl Sunday like I was yelling
She told him that she never wanted to see him again then took his takeout box of bacon cheddar fries and got in the uber saying "for feminism"
I found a Trump-humping republican virgin born on the goddamn Fourth of July. I NEED to hate-fuck him.
I may have just got motorboated by a male stripper who told me I should be a porn star and not a vet student.
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