She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
When I saw him standing at full height, I realized exactly how much his body structure reminds me of his penis.
I don't want her to kill herself before she gets over me, getting mentioned in a suicide note isn't very fly.
but it's kind of a high honor.
I need to have sex with you on our hotel room window ledge... This is a need not a request.
Crashed the mayor's bday party, no list for some reason. Wore suits. Ludacris was there.
Update: we are pushing the start of day drinking back from 9 am to 10 am. Minor delay.
You slow clapped the stripper last night.
Jacob lost his virginity in a threesome. I am deffs fucking this kid.
DURING A THUNDERSTORM ON HIS BIRTHDAY.
I feel like a cloud. A cloud that wants to be laid.
I just realized that at some point last night I told someone I would only be friends with 16% of them because the other 84% stole my people's land
I saw a classic trojan enz laying on his desk. So he's probably not into the kinky shit.
Everytime I try to keep track of the amount of people I slept with I always forget about that guy I met on the dc metro, where I woke up to him organizing his Special K and Molly and I was covered in sleeping cats.
I just trimmed my bush to manageable levels. I'm gonna take a nap and then get in there and finish the job.
I need my sock, sombrero, maracas, and I just heard I had a light saber, if thats the case...i want that back too
he went down on me and a few minutes later he asked to show me a magic trick. then he pulled a quarter out of my vagina
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