But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
Did I at antime last saturday slip away and sign up for a prayer circle?
I'm cleaning my bathroom. That being said I found a klonopin and dropped it and stepped on it. Floor is clean im gonna snort it.
its coolsest when we hear the beat in our water bottles. and the likghts are in his eyes now. oh holland
First and foremost she's my friend, but she's also a mistake I make when I'm drunk
Dnt forget 40 tuesday,dress nice! Like job interview nice, like funeral nice, like a couple muhfuckas sittin on their lawn drinkin forties on a tuesday nice!
at what point last night did i decided to have a photo shoot with your camel toe
So I found "Fat chicks in saran wrap" in my search history.
That's all you talk about when you are wasted.
And now thanks to shrooms we all got a terrifying glimpse of what goes on in his head. I will not say I didn't see it coming when it turns out he made a suit out of people's skin
I met a bunch of Germans and said in german "this is for the fatherland" and poured a beer on my head
Steaks?
It's Ash Wednesday.
If you really think that not eating meat on a weeknight is going to keep you out of hell, fine. Can I use that chimichurri you made?
you said you wanted to call me grandma and give me hugs
I've got two reasons for you to come over later and one of them is pierced.
Dude... this pee is not alleged
YOU SAT ON MY LAP!
Wuddup pee lap
oh dont worry mom i am not sick my cough is from a recent increase in recreational drug use
that will happen
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